The Cynglish Beat: Words to Giggle By

This is one of the poems which is not excerpted from upcoming The Cynglish Beat by Tim Reynolds from Cometcatcher Press, but it might be in the next one. This poetical list comes from my many friends on Facebook.

GIGGLEWORDS

Episcopalian

spelunking

masticate

transmogrify

vagina

penis

Lichtenstein

slots

ogle

snot

Ophelia

naked

pirate ship

dicker

fart

jock strap

weiner dog

shitpissfuckcuntcock-suckermother-fuckerandtits

boobie

titmouse

cock fight

jackass

sperm whale

horny toad

hump

sphincter

snot rag

dictatorship

dictation

country

sixty-nine

albatross

peduncle

fandangle

oligarchy

hoarfrost

uvula

fornicate

mastodon

doohicky

gargantuan

kumquat

nomenclature

~

Ciao for now,

Tim.

Advertisements

4 Responses to “The Cynglish Beat: Words to Giggle By”

  1. The Spelunking Gargantuan Episcopalian from Lichtenstein – Think there’s a story there. Hehhee.

    • I like it! No vampire?

      • Well, of course. The SGE from Lictenstein always hunts vamps. Caves are full of them there I hear. Only problem… if he was gargantuan… would he not keep hitting his head on the cave ceilings? Perhaps he’s a ghost. They can walk through all those tricky stalactites and mites!

  2. nomenclature has always been one of my favourite words, hee hee 😀

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: