Death by Hanna Montana lunch boxes, drive-thrus, family outings to Hooters, group sing-alongs of Puff the Magic Dragon...
The Cynglish Beat: Smuggler Munchkin
Loaded, goaded and bribed into the sweltering, sweaty, duMaurier King Size-stinking back seat of grandmother’s border-crossing, international law-defying Pontiac Parisienne.
HERE IT BEGINS…
There will essentially be four categories of posts here at The Tao of Tim: * excerpts from the second edition of my guide to life based on the rules of stand-up comedy: "Stand Up & Succeed" * excerpts from the upcoming book of hilariously cynical poetry: "The Cynglish Beat" * excerpts from the collection of humorous, true stories (tentatively titled) "How to Get Kicked Out of a Brothel"
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