Sorry for the inconvenience everyone, but due to a couple of pressing novel-length projects with self-imposed deadlines, I'm having to suspect work on the weekly Blogmance, "The Canoe Wrangler's Love". With luck, I'll be able to get back at it before the end of February.
The Canoe Wrangler’s Love: The Blogmance Starts Here
You're the waitress and I'm a guy who rents overpriced canoes to tourists too lazy to walk the mile-and-a-half to the other end of the lake. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it, don't they, Sweetheart?