Seen on the ground next to a bus bench: two used pregnancy test kits and an empty pack of smokes. The conversation that went with them? Maybe this is how it went..."Can I bum a smoke?""Sure, but not if you're pregnant.""I'm not.""Prove it.""Okay." Pees on tester. "See. Not pregnant.""Maybe. But you got that from the... Continue Reading →
Walking to work when a small Yorkshire Terrier raced across 50' of quiet road, barking like mad and favouring one rear paw. It was cold and a bit snowy out. He was wearing tags so I called him over to pick him up but the barked and ran away a few feet, waiting for me to follow.
I have a classical education many around the world would envy... and it was mostly a waste of my time.