New author photo for Tim Reynolds.
Book Signing and Sad News…
Just a quick note to say that I'll be signing copies of the Cynglish Beat at Dalhousie Station Chapters Book Store from noon to 4pm tomorrow, June 6th. Come on down and say 'hi'.
The Cynglish Beat: The Devolution of Conversation
This is a love letter for the conversationally-retarded. If you don't understand what it says at all, then count yourself lucky. If you do 'get it', you may be part of the problem.
A Break in the Blog…
One of the projects is the reading of the proofs of the Podthology: The Pod Complex (requiring this entire weekend) and the other is the novelization of one of my screenplays, and this really needs to get done sooner rather than later.
The Cynglish Beat: Not So Funny
Having a full work-up done. Valves, plugs, tire pressure and exhaust all checked. It’s that time of year anyway. Might as well. Probably not too late.
The Cynglish Beat: What’s in a Cover?
I wanted to achieve a few things with this cover, besides keeping the pages together, 1. It had to draw a viewer's attention. 2. It had to have some class & a professional look (too many self-published books look like amateur shit). 3. It had to have a 'retro' feel, so as to harken back a few decades to the era of the real Beat Generation (Allen Ginsberg & Jack Kerouac, not Bongo Buddy & the Beatniks)
The Cynglish Beat: Words to Giggle By
Episcopalian spelunking masticate transmogrify
The Cynglish Beat: Phantom of the Wallet
Next thing I know, he’s up there singing “Floating, falling, sweet intoxication” And I’m bored in the nosebleeds thinking
The Cynglish Beat: My Own Howl
I howl that crimes against money are punished harder and faster than crimes against children.
The Cynglish Beat: Depression & Naps
You don’t have to worry about speeding tickets... You don’t care enough about where you’re go go going to need to speed to get there.